The Digital Headquarters of the Heterodox Order of Erisian Scallions

On the internet since the 18th day of Discord, in the YOLD 3189

Welcome to the online presence of the Heterodox Order of Erisian Scallions, an outpost of the Discordian Society so shiny and brand new it has almost nothing on it.

While you're waiting for some actual content, feel free to get yourself a pope card, or ponder the Sacred Chao below. If you don't know what the Sacred Chao is, please consult the Principia Discordia, this wikipedia article, or your pineal gland for further information.

Coming in the Future:

An explanation of what this is all about
A book, which will hopefully bring about Peace on Earth (it won't)
Assorted paraphernalia