The Heterodox Order of Erisian Sasquatches is one of the few organizations that can be relied on to never collect or sell your data. This is mainly because we don't know how to collect any in the first place, and frankly figure changing that would be more effort than would ever be worth the five measley cents we would get out of it.

We guarantee that we currently don't, and most likely never will do any of the following:

• Collect your or sell your data (which is oddly much easier to not do than to do, making it baffling why everyone does)
• Place cookies on your device for the purpose of tracking you (or for any other purposes, in all likelihood)
• Share your email address with others should you choose to contact us (unless explicitly granted permission or asked to)

Due to popular demand and a lack of funding, the Heterodox Order of Erisian Sasquatches Long-Range Thought Reading and Anti-McDonalds Meme Implantation Station is no longer in operation. Please stop asking us about it.