The Digital Headquarters of the Heterodox Order of Erisian Sasquatches
On the internet since the 18th day of Discord, in the YOLD 3189
YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYED FOR FOOLS.
OUR CULTURE EXISTS IN SERVITUDE TO GODS MADE OF METAL AND PLASTIC
SOME OF THEIR NAMES ARE HONDA ACCORD, SUBARU OUTBACK, AND FORD F150
WHAT IS THEIR AGENDA?
- ISOLATE AND DISENFRANCHISE THOSE WHO CAN'T DRIVE
- POLLUTE THE EARTH BY THEIR CREATION AND IN THEIR USE
- PROMOTE PLANNED OBSOLESENCE
- PLACE LOWER CLASS INDIVIDUALS AT INCREASED RISK OF BODILY HARM AND DEATH
WANT TO GO VERY FAR AWAY VERY FAST? WE HAVE A REUSABLE TOOL FOR THAT WHICH CAN GO 180 MILES PER HOUR WITHOUT RUNNING A RED LIGHT AND T-BONING SOMEONE. IT'S CALLED A TRAIN