The Digital Headquarters of the Heterodox Order of Erisian Scallions

On the internet since the 18th day of Discord, in the YOLD 3189

This is where I'd put content on the page, if I had much yet. Please wait patiently while I learn how to commit acts of web design.

Meanwhile, feel free to get yourself a pope card, or ponder the Sacred Chao below. If you don't know what a Sacred Chao is, please consult the Principia Discordia, this wikipedia article, or your pineal gland for further information.

Coming in the Future:

An explanation of what this is all about
A book, maybe
And assorted paraphernalia of Chaos